Delving through old scouting reports is always a treat, and Josh Sitton's draft profile is no different.

The CBS profile of the collegiate right tackle provides most of the boilerplate material you'd expect in a draft preview. Brief discussions on Sitton's willingness to move around the line, his measurables, and other on-field stuff dominates most of the content. But the injury report really spices things up:

There's so much to unpack here!

First, the foot injury was in 1993...when Sitton was seven years old. The fact that it's in there at all is amazing.

Similarly, falling through a glass window seems to merit a more extensive explanation than the single line it gets.

Finally, ADHD...isn't an injury. Good job, CBS.